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Machete movie reviews

• 7

  Machete

  Sunday, September 5, 2010 2:13:51 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  This is a great movie. Some of the negative comments are from people that just don't get it. They are not quite bright enough to understand the irony and message that is buried within the crazy over the top violence. Very Funny Movie!

• 9

  Machete

  Sunday, September 5, 2010 1:02:14 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  To all the negative reviews, please understand that this movie is pure CAMP. Over-the-top violence, bare breasts, and hilarity. It covers everything you could want in a pointless movie. I believe even the cast new it was pure jokes and just something fun to act in. I say this movie is FANTASTIC if you like anything Rodriguez has done in the past.

• 2

  Machete

  Sunday, September 5, 2010 12:07:45 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  A mess of a movie that tarnishes the Grindhouse trailer on which it was based. The politics are heavy handed, the story is slow and boring, and the acting is poor.

• 10

  Machete

  Saturday, September 4, 2010 7:04:44 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  BEST EVER!

• 10

  Machete

  Saturday, September 4, 2010 5:09:07 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie ROCKS !!!

• 2

  Machete

  Saturday, September 4, 2010 3:33:33 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Great if you're 14! B-rated movie, full of D-list actors like...do i have to mention names, because there's a few! Also...Robert DeNiro...Hmmm. Should of waited for it to come out on video!

• 2

  Machete

  Saturday, September 4, 2010 3:31:41 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Great if you're 14! B-rated movie, full of D-list actors like...do i have to mention names, because there's a few! Also...Robert DeNiro...Hmmm. Should of waited for it to come out on video!

• 10

  Machete

  Saturday, September 4, 2010 12:43:22 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Mexploitation at its best!!!

• 10

  Machete

  Saturday, September 4, 2010 4:12:54 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  he gets the girls. he kills the bad guys...MACHETE!

• 7

  Machete

  Friday, September 3, 2010 10:37:24 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie was really good. Very similar to how Grindhouse was shot.