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Machete movie reviews

• 2

  Machete

  Friday, September 10, 2010 6:31:50 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  The plot itself for me is 4 stars because it highlights what might be happening in the World, but the violence is getting Way Too violent!! And I Didnt enjoy Alba naked at all. No point to it! Also Low standards with Lohan, as 1 Reviewer said.

• 8

  Machete

  Thursday, September 9, 2010 11:53:02 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  It's nice to see a good 'bad' movie on the big screen

• 9

  Machete

  Thursday, September 9, 2010 10:10:49 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Good movie

• 5

  Machete

  Thursday, September 9, 2010 3:57:36 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  It was like a 70's movie with a twist. They had cell phones. There was a lot of killing in the movie, but all in all it was a good movie.

• 1

  Machete

  Thursday, September 9, 2010 2:56:22 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Cheesy scenes from the 70's. Extremely violent movie with some unnecessary nude scenes...

• 8

  Machete

  Thursday, September 9, 2010 8:12:33 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Great movie highly recommend!

• 9

  Machete

  Wednesday, September 8, 2010 11:45:00 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  awesome!

• 9

  Machete

  Wednesday, September 8, 2010 4:38:15 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Wow. That was awesome. Would def see again

• 8

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 7, 2010 8:47:54 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie delivers exactly what it promises and it does it in spades. An interesting plot, great characters, tons of action in a well paced story frame makes this a sure bet. Compared to some of the garbage showing now such as The Expendables, Pirahna etc., this is actually worth seeing. Lochnesshampster

• 9

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 7, 2010 7:05:15 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Machete was a movie I didn't expect to enjoy. My boyfriend wanted me to go see it, and I still don't know why I agreed. Something to do with making him see Dear John. Anyway, the movie turned out to be AWESOME! I enjoyed it completely, it was funny, and it was definitely more of a guys movie, but I had fun, and enjoyed it entirely.