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Machete movie reviews

• 8

  Machete

  Wednesday, March 28, 2018 10:22:46 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Some people obviously didn´t get it is supposed to be cheesy B-movie. It is so bad it is actually good.

• 7

  Machete

  Thursday, March 22, 2018 6:33:26 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Crazy, over-the-top movie which had Trump in it before Trump became a politician. :D

• 1

  Machete

  Monday, July 23, 2012 7:20:28 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  cheesy

• Machete

  Saturday, November 19, 2011 6:03:37 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Very cheesy. Like they are trying to be serious?

• 4

  Machete

  Monday, October 24, 2011 5:57:10 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  A bit too cheesy!

• 10

  Machete

  Saturday, April 16, 2011 2:43:44 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie is ttwly aWesome! I enjoyed the gore, nudity and the violence in this movie. Although, some of the scenes from this movie reminded me of the Grindhouse! I did enjoy the movie, because it's a wild ride.

• 9

  Machete

  Friday, March 18, 2011 3:01:22 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  awesome movie!

• 4

  Machete

  Tuesday, February 15, 2011 5:30:31 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  While a bit over-the-top in it's violence and story, it was entertaining. A guilty pleasure.

• 3

  Machete

  Thursday, February 10, 2011 11:26:35 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  entertaining and brainless.....thus a good popcorn movie.

• 4

  Machete

  Monday, February 7, 2011 11:29:38 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  very cheesy!!