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Cocaine Bear movie reviews

• 1

  Cocaine Bear

  Monday, April 3, 2023 11:05:40 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Not what I Expected and not a comedy at all left half way through ..... I would rate a zero

• 10

  Cocaine Bear

  Saturday, April 1, 2023 11:43:39 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Hilarious movie, just the kind of relief we need today to distract us from the stress and strife of these days. Little to no polarizing or partisan jokes, just simple non-sensical comedy that makes you laugh from its absurdity. Great movie!

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  Cocaine Bear

  Tuesday, March 28, 2023 11:33:34 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  I can understand the 1 star reviews . But this is not a 5 star movie. there was more gore than in slasher movies. But I havn't seen a slasher movie in a while so I don't know how accurate that statement is. I can have a dark sense of humor periodiclly so I saw the humor when it was meant at times amongst the horror. Actors representing simplistic people explains the dialog short commings. If your looking for an intelligent film, this is not it. But it had its value, low as that might be. rh

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  Cocaine Bear

  Saturday, March 25, 2023 11:10:06 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  I liked the cocaine donkey in BACHELOR PARTY a lot more.

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  Cocaine Bear

  Saturday, March 25, 2023 4:40:44 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  I have no words to describe this low-rate production. Not “age-appropriate” for ANY age - we are all less intelligent and more corrupt individuals for having tried to watch it (left early bc it was both gross and unnecessary inaccurate). Our poor future of entertainment and morality seems more hopeless as folks define this as “entertaining” or “funny”. Disappointing and worthless are understatements for this film. 10 thumbs and toes down!!

• 10

  Cocaine Bear

  Saturday, March 25, 2023 12:03:10 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  The theatre wasn’t full, perhaps 1/3 to half. This movie is violent and funny and shocking and makes you jump and laugh. And we laughed. There was one scene where someone behind us threw up…and they stayed to watch the rest of it. We watched at least 4 people walk out…that’s their loss. The rest of us who stayed whooped and hollered and laughed and cheered on for the 100% CGI bear. The applause at the end of the movie was well warranted. 12/10 movie experience, would do again.

• 2

  Cocaine Bear

  Friday, March 24, 2023 5:27:55 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  There was absolutely nothing funny about the movie, after I had heard it was a comedy. There is something terribly wrong with any person associating themselves with such trash, and that includes the actors, director, producer,,,,,,they need to get a job. And WHY would any child actor's parents allow their child to use that language just to have an acting job?? That diminishes their future opportunities.

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  Cocaine Bear

  Friday, March 24, 2023 5:24:26 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Pitiful acting; stupid dialogue obviously written by stupid writers who only knew a few vulgar words to repeat and repeat and repeat. I can't believe Ray Liotta agreed to be in such a piece of crap. Should have known when the concession worker tried to sway us from watching it, and the fact that we were the ONLY two people there, that something was amiss.

• 10

  Cocaine Bear

  Tuesday, March 21, 2023 12:26:48 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Not for children - See Rating. Based on true story so very unusual and interesting.

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  Cocaine Bear

  Saturday, March 18, 2023 6:43:52 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Omg the gore and blood and a really bad dialogue script. Sooooo bad