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Jupiter Ascending 3D movie reviews

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  Jupiter Ascending 3D

  Sunday, February 8, 2015 1:30:21 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  I cannot remember the last movie I walked out on. I even sat through Green Lantern till the end! I walked out on Jupiter Ascending after 20 minutes. The trailer looked kind of cool , and how could the Wachowski name go wrong? The acting in this movie is embarrassing, the villains were over the top cliched. Please do not waste your precious time on this movie. Luckily, I got in to see the Theory of Everything for my ticket price.

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  Jupiter Ascending 3D

  Saturday, February 7, 2015 9:55:03 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Meh, The effects were great, has a few fun moments.. but there are also a lot of boring moments..

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  Jupiter Ascending 3D

  Saturday, February 7, 2015 7:40:55 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  The silliest movie I've seen in a while and I'm not sure the Wachowskis intended it as such. The dialogue was ridiculous, the acting poor at best (excluding Sean Bean, he was good as always) and even the characters were laughable. There was a character that was a splice of human and elephant and every time he was ordered to attack or shoot he trumpeted his very small trunk. Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis' good looks couldn't even save this film because I was so distracted by his horrible makeup of bleached hair, pointy ears and fangs. I only spent $7 to see it and that was too much.