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• 10

  Commando

  Wednesday, September 20, 2023 2:16:57 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Schwarzenegger is "John Matrix" a former Terminator turned half-human by the Blue Fairie. Matrix massacres scores of bad guys after the heavies kidnap his daughter. Outrageously violent, massively illogical, brazenly ridiculous, and completely glorious. An actioner that knows that action movies are inherently ridiculous, so it plays up the absurd action. This movie makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

• 10

  Commando

  Friday, January 20, 2023 4:22:12 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This is it, boys and girls. THE quintessential action movie of the 1980s. Copious bullets, testosterone, illogic, and laughs. Rae Dawn Chong and Alyssa Milano provide the sweet eye candy. Let off some steam with this classic actioner.

• 9

  Commando

  Saturday, July 30, 2022 10:57:17 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  COMMANDO is a big, exciting, funny, stupid action film. It's really stupid. This is a really stupid movie because COMMANDO is smart enough to know that action movies are supposed to be stupid. COMMANDO is a big stupid work of genius. A perfect film to let off some steam with.

• 7

  Commando

  Friday, August 25, 2017 7:52:23 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Arnold at his best. Classic action movie